I don’t know, but when I see these guys, all I can think is “egg heads”. If you have a drunk driving charge in Scranton, it may be a good idea to hire a team of egg heads to help you.

The guy on the far end has a DUI commercial where he is wearing a beeney and rapping, goes like this:

“Drivin’ with your seat laid back and a forty on your lap? All fun and games untill the handcuffs slap!”

And then he starts talking about how he can help you with your DUI in Scranton. I think that’s pretty much how it went. Yeah, he’s got a real gangsta’ approach to marketing these days. Gotta love ‘em. If these egg heads have helped you get back on the road with a cold one in hand, let us know!

Scranton DUI Lawyer

Hi, I’m way too busy to get off the phone to take my picture. I’m too busy saving people’s butts who get loaded and drive around! And you know what, I can help you too!

Fresno drivers who like to kick a few back before facing the stress of Fresno traffic - here is a guy that can help you make a case and help you with a DUI in Fresno. Has he helped you? Let us know!

Another Fresno DUI Lawyer

Did you get fried in Fresno - and then drive? Have no fear, Jeffrey is here with a mediocre, half finished web site that may get a client or two. Maybe. Since there is no information on the site, you’d have to give this guy a call. If you’ve dealt with Jeffrey for a DUI in Fresno, let us know how it worked out for you. Hey Jeffrey - finish your website!

Fresno DUI Attorney

No disrespect intended, but when I started searching for a DUI attorney in Bakersfield, CA I knew I was going to find a crappy website. Alas! Some websites are so awful, it really makes you think how the firm is going to be able to handle your drunk driving case. I don’t know, I’m sure these guys are competent and can help you out. Give ‘em a look - and if you’ve dealt with them, please let us know what you think below.

Bakersfield DUI Attorney

I like it when lawyers put their picture on their site. But…there are definitely situations where I wouldn’t recommend it! Here’s a site with a pretty young lady with a nice smile, offering to get your beer drinking butt off the hook for a well deserved DUI! I kid. Well, kind of. Looks like this lady practices DUI in Kentucky and Ohio, so give her a shout if you need your good name cleared of a drunk driving charge.

Kentucky DUI Attorney

Gettin’ krunk in your car in Kalamazoo? Well then you’re going to need legal representation evil doer! OK, it happens to the best of us, we’ll let you slide - but the judge won’t! That’s why you need great legal representation for your Michigan DUI! I came across this site tonight - quite, ah, scary really! The black and red and glowing yellow makes me feel like I’m in trouble. And if I had a DUI in Michigan - I would be! So give them a look, maybe good, maybe bad, but worth a look if you need a Michigan DUI Attorney.

Grand Rapids DUI Attorney

Philly DUI got you down? There are a lot of choices out there for a DUI firm in Philadelphia - give these guys a look. The site is pretty decent, not done by Findlaw or any other large attorney site firm from what I can tell. Do you have a review on these guys? Please let us know using the comments below. They come up pretty well on Google for “DUI Attorney Philly.”

If you are from the Philadelphia area, could you leave a comment below letting us know if you actually use the term “Philly” in a search phrase?

Philadelphia DUI Attorney